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> Mud + Muckie + Water + Hot Shot = Ouch!, Do not try this at home I'm a untrained pro!!!!
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post Nov 6 2009, 10:59 PM
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I wasn't going to let this one out of the bag but I done thunked somebody might need a gooder laugh or two or three.

Went over to help a neighboring rancher move bovines out of flooded pasture. The loading pen area has ankle deep water in it. Then after the gather up it got very muddy & a lot of muckie in it. Then to top all that off it got very slick. Like cow snot on a rain slick log .

Well we had this one little so & so that just wasn't going to do anything we wanted him to do. So rancher grabbed up the hot shot & jump over the fence to help. Go idea bad planning.

As he hit the ground his feet came out from under him causing a very shocking moment in my life. He jab that hot shot where the sun don't shine & the moon don't make it. Causing me to slip in the the slop.

Another hand reached out to grab me. His bo-bo. He got charge out of that idea. So here we are three some what grown men (all depends if you ask our lady's if we are) rolling around in the muck, mud, muckie, water & who knows what else.

So as the three of us lay there laughing & the rest of the crew looking on in disbelief, that little so & so walked right in the trailer as to say kicked your buts.

Please do not try this at home. It hurts like the dickens. Plus it kinda of sort of inbareinsome! Not to mention what your laundry looks like. Plus a tad bit of a smell you end up wearing. Yepper best dang foo-foo juice a man can wear.

We sure did get some funny looks when we stopped for some burgers after that. Somebody had ask that hundred dollar question whats that green stuff all over you?? We replied it ain't your ma's split pea soup.


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post Nov 6 2009, 11:03 PM
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post Nov 6 2009, 11:05 PM
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post Nov 6 2009, 11:09 PM
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Busted, You have got to get you one of those Helmet cams. AT least once a month you have some kind of accidental adventure that just begs for video documentation~!!

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post Nov 6 2009, 11:24 PM
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post Nov 6 2009, 11:24 PM
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I ditto Tazzin and Manes!!!!

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post Nov 6 2009, 11:41 PM
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Busted > I see head video cam in your future.

You must get one. I can sooo picture 3 goofballs grabbin balls and hot shots and gettin the snot shocked outta ya. LOLOLOL

Now ya know why the wet dog is sooo slimy. LOL

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post Nov 7 2009, 12:15 AM
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OH MY GOSH. Just the way you wrote it was enough to have my laughing my butt off!! I am also in on the helmet cam idea - I want to watch some of these mishaps!!!!

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post Nov 7 2009, 01:41 AM
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Now I have a great story to explain why I don't want any Split Pea Soup, thankyouverymuch.


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post Nov 7 2009, 01:47 AM
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post Nov 7 2009, 02:41 AM
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post Nov 7 2009, 02:44 AM
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post Nov 7 2009, 06:28 AM
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Oh my , that's funny. Glad you are okay. Don't worry your friends can always tell who you are.


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post Nov 7 2009, 07:24 AM
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post Nov 7 2009, 07:33 AM
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post Nov 7 2009, 08:26 AM
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I'm sure am happy to see everyone is getting a gooder laugh out of this. Helmet cam, nope having to see it & relive it that would be a soar subject. Its to dang hard to carry a small camera let alone a video gadget thing.

I would even look more like a goof ball with that there video thing-ma-jig on my head. Also its against my union contract to show my face in any pics.


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post Nov 7 2009, 09:28 AM
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post Nov 7 2009, 12:44 PM
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In this case, the helmet cam probably would have wound up in the muck and mire.
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