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#1 BornConfused

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Posted 28 April 2010 - 08:49 PM

It has come to my attention... That we need a new OMW thread. As the creator and founder of the original; I feel it is my duty to reinstate this symbolic piece of work back into the Kids Only board. Not only for ourselves, but for future generations to understand a piece of their heritage.

Feel free to post whatever your heart desires.

This is not just a happy thread.
This is not just a sad thread.
This is not just a thread about your bf dating your bff gf.

The Bionic Oscar Mayer Weiner Thread is new and improved and can go wherever your imagination takes you.

Love it or Hate it... it is back.

Post Away my fellow board buddies Post Away!

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Posted 28 April 2010 - 08:55 PM

This was always my favorite.

My lacrosse boys lost tonight. :( Their record is 14-3, they're number 1 in the region, 4 or 5 in the state, playoffs start next week. With the way they're playing, they have good chances of winning state.

My trainer wants to start paying me to ride. I need to call her back haha.

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Posted 28 April 2010 - 08:56 PM

i really want a pitbull puppy.

"You can take the girl out of the country, but you can't take the country out of the girl."
She loves the outdoors, she is an independent, down to earth, romantic, sensual yet horseshoe tough. She is just as comfortable watching a sunset on the beach in the Hamptons or horse back riding on the trail. She was a tomboy as a girl, ran barefoot, caught butterflies and walked through the rain without an umbrella. People describe her as independent, down to earth, genuine and sassy.

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Posted 28 April 2010 - 09:01 PM

I really want a job.
I really want a job.
I really want a job.

I dont even care if they make me scrub toilets in a sombrero for a mexican restaurant... I just need to get that money honey.
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Posted 28 April 2010 - 09:19 PM

Why am I still hungry? I'm contemplating making mac n cheese but it sounds like too much work. And I can't find a particular passage in a novel! Ahh.

Plus, this is how big of a weenie I am. I tweaked my back carrying a grocery basket today. Mind you, it was full of stuff and I really should have had a cart. Worst upper body strength ever. When I was actively working horses, my upper back/shoulder blades would hurt so bad. Those were the days.
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Posted 28 April 2010 - 09:22 PM

My hair is red. My hair is red. My hair is RED.

I am so excited.

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Posted 28 April 2010 - 09:23 PM

Oh and shh don't tell anyone. But about a week or so ago, I ran into my grandmother's mailbox TWICE within 2 minutes because I was too lazy to walk up the driveway, so I tried to get as close to it as possible. I succeeded in the "getting as close to it as possible part."

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Posted 28 April 2010 - 09:35 PM

I've had no appetite this week. I totally just had Rolos for dinner. And I can't even eat a bunch of those.

I just went grocery shopping, and NOTHING looked good.

I feel like an ulcery horse. I'm blaming it on mucho stress in my life right now. Currently, I am stressing over exams, men, and horses, and my future.


Ugh, and now that chocolate was baaaad idea.



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Posted 28 April 2010 - 09:45 PM

I'm not having a good week AT ALL but i am going to find something to be excited about
hmmmm..
...nothing yet.

oh! yes!

i finished the boys invitations,editing their senior pics, and I AM DONE...i told them to "take this job and shove it" when i handed them their disc with pictures on it.....LOL
I cant believe my little brother is a senior! crazy,crazy,crazy.

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Posted 28 April 2010 - 11:10 PM

its almost may and its snowing again. hmph, plus though, there may not be school in the morning :) but still snow?? ugh i wish it coulda just stayed raining. My princess of an Indy boy will not be impressed :P

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Posted 28 April 2010 - 11:18 PM

i think i might have a fever but mom recently bought a new thermometer (she used the old one on the cat...lol...) and it's saying my temp is 97.5. i don't think it works. it's bothering me.
my skin feels weird. it's, like, sensitive...when i was changing my shirt, it kinda felt like a mild sunburn. which it is not. and i told my sister this and she seemed to think that could mean i have a fever. which is why i was trying to find out. but then i failed.
but at least my back and stomach aren't in excruciating pain anymore. maybe only because of the pain pills, but still.
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Posted 29 April 2010 - 05:07 AM

Ahem. I would just like to say that I was the inspiration for this thread.

That is all, carry on with your days.

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Posted 29 April 2010 - 07:49 AM

Work is so boring.

I parked my car in like two parking spots today. Noone was in the parking area I parked in either. Apparently I just cannot back up. I am actually thinking about going out there and moving it so I don't look like a re-re to others. I have to run out there any way to get a book I need to study with.

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Posted 29 April 2010 - 08:05 AM

QUOTE (QHshowmanship @ Apr 29 2010, 07:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Work is so boring.

I parked my car in like two parking spots today. Noone was in the parking area I parked in either. Apparently I just cannot back up. I am actually thinking about going out there and moving it so I don't look like a re-re to others. I have to run out there any way to get a book I need to study with.



A re-re!! HAHAHAHA I haven't heard that one in forever! Love it.




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Posted 29 April 2010 - 09:05 AM

QUOTE (BornConfused @ Apr 28 2010, 09:01 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I really want a job.
I really want a job.
I really want a job.


Couldn't have said it better myself.
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Posted 29 April 2010 - 09:58 AM

QUOTE (chino is neato007 @ Apr 29 2010, 09:05 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
A re-re!! HAHAHAHA I haven't heard that one in forever! Love it.

Yes. A re-re. LOL. I use it all the time.


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Posted 29 April 2010 - 10:53 AM

I can not start this eight page paper that's due tomorrow to save my life, everytime I try to start it I just draw a blank...ahh, not good.


"Did you ever look at a picture of yourself and see a stranger in the background? It makes you wonder how many people have pictures of you, how many moments of other people's lives we've been in. Were we part of someone's life when their dream came true, or were we there when their dreams died? Did we keep trying to get in, as if we were somehow destined to be there? Or did the shot take us by surprise? Just think, you could be a big part of someone else's life, and not even know it."

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Posted 29 April 2010 - 10:55 AM

I applied for a job....a month ago? Interviewed last tuesday. They still haven't called me. I guess i didn't get the job.

The weird thing is, i don't even really care. If i don't get it, i can stay with my boyfriend for a month or so.
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Posted 29 April 2010 - 11:25 AM

Darius Rucker and Kellie Pickler are coming to my fair this year. Along with Josh Turner and Phil Vassen (Puke).

But I love Kellie Pickler! Tickets are only $40, too! $35 if I want to sit far away.

Hmmmm. Too bad the lovely boyfriend hates concerts!

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Posted 29 April 2010 - 01:14 PM

My brand new bag of white cheddar popcorn is stale.

I'm disappointed. I live off this stuff since 2 cups has 150 calories and I only eat like a cup..and that's my lunch. Haha.
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Posted 29 April 2010 - 02:55 PM

I'm wearing a Diego band-aid on my hand. And Elliott has one on his forehead. Cuuuute

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Posted 29 April 2010 - 02:56 PM

Here is a semi-new picture of Elliott. Back when he had a cool mohawk!



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Posted 29 April 2010 - 03:12 PM

I REALLY wanted to work in Camden. Legit. Thanks, parents.

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Posted 29 April 2010 - 04:24 PM

I am going to go outside in 30 seconds for some EQUINE THERAPY... i NEED this..
pictures may follow later..maybe,just maybe...

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Posted 29 April 2010 - 04:46 PM

QUOTE (chino is neato007 @ Apr 29 2010, 03:56 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Here is a semi-new picture of Elliott. Back when he had a cool mohawk!


Oh my goodness! He's getting so big!
You haven't posted pictures of him in foreverrr. I remember when he was born.
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Posted 29 April 2010 - 04:47 PM

QUOTE (sugarbabe. @ Apr 29 2010, 05:24 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I am going to go outside in 30 seconds for some EQUINE THERAPY... i NEED this..
pictures may follow later..maybe,just maybe...

No maybes..only YESs when it comes to photos.. I need to see my Cha Cha!
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Posted 29 April 2010 - 08:12 PM

Habs won the series against Washington last night!!! I really wish I could have been in Montreal, people FLOODED the streets! Next up, the Penguins. Crosby ain't got NUTHIN on Halak!

I'm going back to full time shifts at work after 5 months of 6 hour shifts. My bank account will be VERY happy lol.
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Posted 29 April 2010 - 09:38 PM

This is my ceremonial first post in any oscar mayer whatever it's called thread.

I feel like I'm joining a club of monumental epicness.

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and, I'm going to six flags tomorrow. yippee!! Gonna act all macho like "yeahh I can ride that coaster" and then flip out when I'm in line for it. like yep. haha xD

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Posted 29 April 2010 - 11:24 PM

So I just got an email from the barn manager at my college and apparently a stall has opened up for Stella Bella! yay.gif Only thing is I don't know if my parents are going to let me bring her up here because they're afraid it'll be too difficult for me, anyone have any experience in the area of bringing a horse to college?


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Posted 29 April 2010 - 11:49 PM

QUOTE (TexasRose @ Apr 30 2010, 04:24 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
So I just got an email from the barn manager at my college and apparently a stall has opened up for Stella Bella! yay.gif Only thing is I don't know if my parents are going to let me bring her up here because they're afraid it'll be too difficult for me, anyone have any experience in the area of bringing a horse to college?

i didn't, but i wish i had because i would have had time. It depends on your class schedule and how much you end up studying. first semester i was done at 1 and i hardly had to study, so i was usually bored a good part of the day.
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