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You know you're an equestrian when...

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  • You cluck to your car, when accelerating, or tell it to whooooaaaaaa when slowing down.
  • When turning your car, you put one leg behind the girth and support with your other leg.
  • When going over speed bumps, you bend forward slightly and come out of the seat.
  • You cluck to your computer when performing a new task.
  • You plan family vacations around horse shows
  • You see outbuildings/sheds and imagine how nice they could be as little barns
Sad thing is, I actually do all this stuff. [bat Eyelashes]

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  • You cluck to your car, when accelerating, or tell it to whooooaaaaaa when slowing down.
  • When turning your car, you put one leg behind the girth and support with your other leg.
  • When going over speed bumps, you bend forward slightly and come out of the seat.
  • You cluck to your computer when performing a new task.
  • You plan family vacations around horse shows
  • You see outbuildings/sheds and imagine how nice they could be as little barns
Sad thing is, I actually do all this stuff. [bat Eyelashes]

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- You always mount your bike from the left side

- Will going over a bump or curb on your bike, you make sure to go into 2 point and sink into your heels

- you feel out of place leading your dog from the right on walks

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- You always mount your bike from the left side

- Will going over a bump or curb on your bike, you make sure to go into 2 point and sink into your heels

- you feel out of place leading your dog from the right on walks

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when your on a boat and when you go over waves you pretend they are jumps

I DO THAT [big Grin][Embarrassed]

Also when i walk my dog i make my leash into reins and i cluck when i want her to speed up and say whoa to slow down.

You know your an equestrian when you spend an hour on your horses mane then throw your hair in a ponytail in two seconds

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when your on a boat and when you go over waves you pretend they are jumps

I DO THAT [big Grin][Embarrassed]

Also when i walk my dog i make my leash into reins and i cluck when i want her to speed up and say whoa to slow down.

You know your an equestrian when you spend an hour on your horses mane then throw your hair in a ponytail in two seconds

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Your horse sees the dentist more in a year than you do.

You horse is current on shots and yours are behind.

It's 10:30pm and the horses are fed, the stalls are mucked and sit down and think "I have to still eat supper!"

The only time anyone can find you is when its time to feed the horses and you are at the barn.

Your horse knows more about you than your current (fe)male freind.

You dumped your lasy date cause your horse is better company.

You cannot remember the lasy pair of running shoes you bought.

You know your workboots last two years to the date.

You have rather go on a trailride than to the movies.

You know the towing ability of all the new trucks

and cant tell anyone what day it is.

You write a check and the person behind the counter says I like horses too.

Your personal ad says "MUST LIKE HORSES"

Send pic of trailer, can you saddle your horse?

You click on the personal ad pictures and the other pics are all horses.

You're planning your 2005 Christmas Card and scheduling the photographer to come out and take pics of you and your horses.

The days of the week are scheduled according to how much hay you have left.

Your home page opens to HORSECITY!!

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Your horse sees the dentist more in a year than you do.

You horse is current on shots and yours are behind.

It's 10:30pm and the horses are fed, the stalls are mucked and sit down and think "I have to still eat supper!"

The only time anyone can find you is when its time to feed the horses and you are at the barn.

Your horse knows more about you than your current (fe)male freind.

You dumped your lasy date cause your horse is better company.

You cannot remember the lasy pair of running shoes you bought.

You know your workboots last two years to the date.

You have rather go on a trailride than to the movies.

You know the towing ability of all the new trucks

and cant tell anyone what day it is.

You write a check and the person behind the counter says I like horses too.

Your personal ad says "MUST LIKE HORSES"

Send pic of trailer, can you saddle your horse?

You click on the personal ad pictures and the other pics are all horses.

You're planning your 2005 Christmas Card and scheduling the photographer to come out and take pics of you and your horses.

The days of the week are scheduled according to how much hay you have left.

Your home page opens to HORSECITY!!

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You tell your dog "Whoa", and expect him to listen.

You try to lunge your dog. Heh, that didn't go to well.

Your room is PLASTERED with horse posters.

You've worn your BREECHES and boots to SCHOOL!!!!! [Embarrassed]

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You tell your dog "Whoa", and expect him to listen.

You try to lunge your dog. Heh, that didn't go to well.

Your room is PLASTERED with horse posters.

You've worn your BREECHES and boots to SCHOOL!!!!! [Embarrassed]

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Originally posted by skippyskipper101:

You tell your dog "Whoa", and expect him to listen.

You try to lunge your dog. Heh, that didn't go to well.

Your room is PLASTERED with horse posters.

You've worn your BREECHES and boots to SCHOOL!!!!!
[Embarrassed]

Guilty of all of them [Embarrassed] Especially the dog lunging one....lets just say my dog didn't think much of it, she now attacks any of my riding whips [Embarrassed]

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quote:

Originally posted by skippyskipper101:

You tell your dog "Whoa", and expect him to listen.

You try to lunge your dog. Heh, that didn't go to well.

Your room is PLASTERED with horse posters.

You've worn your BREECHES and boots to SCHOOL!!!!!
[Embarrassed]

Guilty of all of them [Embarrassed] Especially the dog lunging one....lets just say my dog didn't think much of it, she now attacks any of my riding whips [Embarrassed]

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........when you'd rather spend time at the barn than the mall, pay more attention to your horse than your boyfriend.....when you'd opt for a riding lesson versus a party.....(my god there are a million!) [big Grin]

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........when you'd rather spend time at the barn than the mall, pay more attention to your horse than your boyfriend.....when you'd opt for a riding lesson versus a party.....(my god there are a million!) [big Grin]

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You cluck at your S.O to get them to move faster. (did that one this week)

People ask if you have children you pull out a wallet full of pictures of your horse(s).

You try to find any reason to fit your horse into a conversation.

The last pair of shoes you bought didn't go on your feet.

You take the peppermint they give you at restaruants, not to freshen your breath but to give to your horse.

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You cluck at your S.O to get them to move faster. (did that one this week)

People ask if you have children you pull out a wallet full of pictures of your horse(s).

You try to find any reason to fit your horse into a conversation.

The last pair of shoes you bought didn't go on your feet.

You take the peppermint they give you at restaruants, not to freshen your breath but to give to your horse.

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