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Originally posted by GSDLeaderPup:

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Originally posted by Lash Man and Al Girl:

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Originally posted by qhridinGA:

I dont drink, but I have mineral spirits

ISn't that what they use to wake you up after you've passed out?

No silly. It's spirits made out of minerals. D'oh!
[Razz]
Oh dang... wrong again!

Time to pour another one, I guess....

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tupac and elton are both weird enough on their own.

I bet there was some sort of Stephen Hawking space-time-continuum black hole thingey going on when they made that!!!

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Originally posted by phurgus:

tupac and elton are both weird enough on their own.

I bet there was some sort of Stephen Hawking space-time-continuum black hole thingey going on when they made that!!!

Elton shot tupac! [Eek!]

Nah... Didn't elton do a little duet with eminem as well?

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Oh yeah, speaking of alcohol, same monty python site I just posted, click on "the philosopher's song"

Here's da lyrics:

Immanual Kant was a real pissant

Who was very rarely stable

Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar

Who could think you under the table

David Hume could out consume

Schopenhauer and Hegel

And Wittgenstein was a beery swine

Who was just as schloshed as Schlegel

There's nothing Nietzche couldn't teach ya

'Bout the raising of the wrist

Socrates, himself, was permanently pissed

John Stuart Mill, of his own free will

On half a pint of shandy was particularly ill

Plato they say, could stick it away

Half a crate of whiskey every day

Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle

Hobbes was fond of his dram

And Rene' Descartes was a drunken fart

"I drink, therefore I am"

Yes, Socrates, himself, is particularly missed

A lovely little thinker

But a bugger when he's pissed

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Did I tell yall that I was looking for my paint brush for a while and it was behind my ear!!!

[Embarrassed]

Ok the knife is painted. I gotta shower and go to bed.

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Night Vickie..

I'm headed off to the community showers too... I smell like horses....

A stall with a shower curtain is not appealing to me now for some reason.

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awww.man...you guys head out as soon as i get time to stop in [big Grin] .nice big mug of warmed mudslide(ill mail you some lash).

now if the **** dog would stop passing gas life would be good!i need to change dog food.blech.

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