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[ROTFL] Yall are killing me.

Plus I am reading lines from Full Medal Jacket...

He was a stud, when I took the picture of the weird spot...

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That reminds me of a story, my mom works for this ... doctor, and a joke they played on him when he was an intern. But that is not for public forums.

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One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap.

Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.

Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, "Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?"

"Reading a book," she replies, (thinking, "Isn't that obvious?")

"You're in a Restricted Fishing Area," he informs her.

"I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading."

"Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up."

"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says the woman.

"But I haven't even touched you," says the game warden.

"That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment."

"Have a nice day ma'am," and he left.

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Wow, this died.

I was reading a post the other day that GSD had me cracking up on. One of our late night threads that got locked up and the key thrown away. [ROTFL]

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lash- i've noticed.. i've been lurking on here for quite awhile.. i just really want to see what's in that 500+ chat. and i just want to be a little more active too!

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We told Clay he has to have this memorized by tomorrow.

From Full Metal Jacket

"This is my rifle. There are many like it but this one is mine. My rifle is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. Without me, my rifle is useless. Without my rifle I am useless. I must fire my rifle true. I must shoot straighter than my enemy, who is trying to kill me. I must shoot him before he shoots me. I will. Before God I swear this creed: my rifle and myself are defenders of my country, we are the masters of my enemy, we are the saviors of my life. So be it, until there is no enemy, but peace. Amen."

[ROTFL]

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I just talked to Star and told her about the rare tiger stud.

The look of total distain on her face was priceless.

It was like she was saying "We leopard horses do not mix with the inferior Tiger horses! [ROTFL]

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But I think I have cornered the market on my patented "hippopotaponies."

***Affects Steve Irwin Aussy accent***

There's one now! In it's native environment, directly in front of the feeder. Isn't she a stunner! They are rarely seen like this by humans, not eating I mean.....

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quote:

Originally posted by qhridinGA:

You got a night chat locked???? Wow, now I want to know.

Hey, don't blame it on me!!

which one got locked?

There was a time back in the day when we had 17, 18 page night chats that were frequently gone by morning when the mods woke up and discovered them. [Wink]

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quote:

Originally posted by GSDLeaderPup:

quote:

Originally posted by qhridinGA:

You got a night chat locked???? Wow, now I want to know.

Hey, don't blame it on me!!

which one got locked?

There was a time back in the day when we had 17, 18 page night chats that were frequently gone by morning when the mods woke up and discovered them.
[Wink]
and those chats usually had me laughing so much I woke up with a headache.

[ 01-03-2007, 10:09 PM: Message edited by: JrRodeoMom ]

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hahaha GSD.

Some of the mods are up late.... probably because of yall.

Phurgus, man, I bet somewhere a tiger stud is just drooling. Hahahaha,

You need to put a ballerina skirt around that ponys waist.

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i've been reading some of the locked posts... you guys must have had a really good time!

i'd go to that chat, but i've made a promise to not even peek until i get to 500. [big Grin]

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quote:

Originally posted by bloodline:

i've been reading some of the locked posts... you guys must have had a really good time!

i'd go to that chat, but i've made a promise to not even peek until i get to 500.
[big Grin]

Well stick around!

I bet we can get you up to 500 in no time. [big Grin]

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Bloodline, we are just a bunch of chatty hens, we gripe about husbands, dogs, kids horses.

But we are all friendly.

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Oh, that song was just funny. That is a radio DJ who used to be here. Every friday when I was getting dressed for school, he played that song.

I knew every word.

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She will make it, but I will have to go to bed. There better be a big post on there in the morning.

Lash, how about some pics of Ally for me? From the front and back so I can see.

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