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Necey ~ I got your PM, but couldn't answer it. HC said I'm on your Ignore list, so I can't answer you. Makes me feel bad to be on someone's Ignore list, so you'd better fix it or get someone higher up at HC to rememdy the sitchyayshun!

I'd appreciate any help I could get from some board buddies to tip her off about this post. If you could e-mail her and let her know about it, I'd be in your debt. [smiley Wavey]

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Originally posted by HeartFeltFarm:

Does that mean she's back???? YAYAYAYYAY!!!!!!!!

Necey where are youuuuuu??????????

I hadn't heard from her in a coon's age, or seen any of her posts, so she must have fallen off the face of the Earth, right? Then I get a PM out of the blue, telling me she didn't know that she'd inadvertantly put me on her ignore list. I guess she didn't even know she had an ignore list. Anyway, she apparently doesn't know how to remove the names from it.

So, we'll be like people on passing trains, waving to each other, but never being allowed to speak. I'm crushed. [Me Cry][Frown]

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I posted a month or two ago looking for her, just 'cause I miss her wacky little self. Nothing was heard from her then.

You got a pm? She's lurking somewhere then...come out come out wherever you are!!!

I don't think I've ever used my ignore option...though there's times I'd like to. [smile]

How should we bribe her to come out of hiding???

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Originally posted by HeartFeltFarm:

I posted a month or two ago looking for her, just 'cause I miss her wacky little self. Nothing was heard from her then.

You got a pm? She's lurking somewhere then...come out come out wherever you are!!!

I don't think I've ever used my ignore option...though there's times I'd like to.
[smile]

How should we bribe her to come out of hiding???

Maybe with a box of candy? A gift card for Tractor Supply or some horsey catalog?

Perhaps she could PM her e-mail addy to me, then we could chit-chat there, but until she gets ahold of a mod and learns how to amend her ignore list, I'm toast so far as sending her a PM. [bang Head]

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Originally posted by Forever in Blue Genes:

Jack -

I sent her a pm for you with a link to this post.

Now I have been away on vacation for two weeks... so I have no idea if she's been on since then, but

I tried
[big Grin]

Thank you so very much!! [Not Worthy] I'll PM you with my e-mail address. Would you please send it along to her? [Not Worthy][smiley Wavey]

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Forgive me Jack, I must've been drinkin' to much A&W Root Beer, when my finger clicked the ignore button [Me Cry]

Like I was telling FIB Genes, the only list I knew I had was a grocery list ahahah!

I wanted to tell you about a dream I had.

Day before yesterday I was, at the feed store, sashaying myself down one of the aisles and I hear, "Well, look who's here.. it's Da Nephew", being hollered in my direction.

I stop and wonder who the **** is calling me that.

Only person ever called me Da Nephew was Jack from hosscity [Cool]

Must admit I got scared.. how could Jack Baumgartner find me all the way in 'zona [Eek!]

Okay.. so, your name swiping thru my head triggered a dream.

And you are almost correct, Jack.

We are like people riding the steel rail waving to one another [smiley Wavey]

Only you're riding on a stage coach.

Let me set the scene.

My dream takes us to the middle of nowhere.. deep within the firey gates of Arizona's blistering sun.

And, we all do like a little different from our normal selves.

This is me...

-

and I'm, in my garden, weeding candy corn tulips (doesn't that sound yummy).

My ear picks up the sound of thundering hooves pounding the dry dessert.

Sure enough here came a stage coach roaring down the arroyo.

I start yelling "He's coming He's coming"

I throw my hoe and run to the fence and greet the stagecoach.

I look at the driver and say, "You're new 'round here, aren'tcha"

Your hat was pulled down low on your brow and as you raised it you revealed your face...

-

and your name..

"Names, Jack.. Jack Baumgartner and we're delivering the goods."

Sitting next to you was your partner, Joan Collins

-

She was riding shotgun and holding one too!

Next thing I know you jump down and open the door to the stage and pull out a box.

Meanwhile my husband..

-

scampers, from around the back of the house, and takes the box from your hands.

You put your hand on my shoulder, told me to wear sun screen and climbed aboard your stage coach.

A quick snap of the reins and the stage coach left the same way it came.. in a cloud of dust.

After the dust cleared we opened the box and there inside was "the goods".

It was donuts.. what else would it be

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Originally posted by HeartFeltFarm:

[QB]I posted a month or two ago looking for her, just 'cause I miss her wacky little self.

HeartFelt I didn't see your post [Me Cry]

Had I known I'da come a runnin'

[smiley Wavey]

Awww...thank you for not being annoyed by my wackiness [Huggy]

I'm harmlesss.. i promise [Crazy]

I'm usually pokin' my head in and outta Da Posse Party thread.

Come join us.. we'll whorp your mind good and proper [ROTFL]

If you don't stop in for a chat I'm gonna send Buford T Justice after you

-

Be afraid.. be vedy afraid [Eek!]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=adgbsLr3ESY

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Originally posted by HeartFeltFarm:

[ROTFL][ROTFL][ROTFL]

There's our Necey!!!!!

Girl, you have been missed!

You're so sweet [Embarrassed]

I do believe I shall dust off the ol cape and top hat and work on a little shizzle magicizzle show for you [Cool]

Can Da Necey really make her hoss disappear [Confused]

I wonder what else she can do with a blind fold [Question]

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I'm completely oblivious to what is going on here, but yet I am strangely enthralled.

I'm going to put Jack on MY ignore list too if it results in threads as interesting as this one!!!

Oh yeah, can this be me in the next dream???

-

[ 06-29-2007, 08:30 PM: Message edited by: phurgus ]

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Da Necey you are a certified nut case girl. But I Luvs ya just as ya iz. [Huggy] Anwayz ayy. I seez ya flyin around on Da Hoss wif yer pink cape, savin the world from the unsuspecting. A real life hoss ridin super heroin. [Wink][Wink]

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Phurgus OMG you are hilarious -

Dang I'd like to get me a belt buckle like Chuck's

[Crazy]

Oh Mudder.. Da Necey is ready.

You know what to pm me [Cool]

Wait'll ya see Bodacious' 1st lesson on Bellanads.

**** no I ain't sendin' mine [ROTFL]

[ 07-16-2007, 04:36 AM: Message edited by: necey435 ]

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Tazzin you might live to regret that invitation [Crazy]

You're next on my "dream wish list" [ROTFL]

Alrighty then.. i'm off to battle Fatty McBoomBoom on Strangers Wrath X Box

Of course I'm obsessed.. i can't stop playing [bang Head]

[ 06-30-2007, 04:15 AM: Message edited by: necey435 ]

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Originally posted by necey435:

Only you're riding on a stage coach.

Let me set the scene.

My dream takes us to the middle of nowhere.. deep within the firey gates of Arizona's blistering sun.

And, we all do like a little different from our normal selves.

This is me...

-

and I'm, in my garden, weeding candy corn tulips (doesn't that sound yummy).

My ear picks up the sound of thundering hooves pounding the dry dessert.

Sure enough here came a stage coach roaring down the arroyo.

I start yelling "He's coming He's coming"

I throw my hoe and run to the fence and greet the stagecoach.

I look at the driver and say, "You're new 'round here, aren'tcha"

Your hat was pulled down low on your brow and as you raised it you revealed your face...

-

and your name..

"Names, Jack.. Jack Baumgartner and we're delivering the goods."

Next thing I know you jump down and open the door to the stage.

You sparked a memory of a song from when I was stationed in Wiesbaden, Germany, while in the Air Force. There was an American Community Center there, and I belonged to the Little Theater Group during my off time. We staged Paint Your Wagon, and one of the songs went something like this:

There's a coach comin' in, if you listen you can hear it a-clip-cloppin' over the hill,

And it looks to your eye like it fell from the sky like the sound of a wild whippoorwill.

....because it carryin' eyes that are sunshine, carryin' lips that are wine,

carryin' arms that are pillows, and this evening it all will be mine!

.. There's a coach comin' in, if you listen you can hear,

All at once now it bursts into view.

All our hearts are a-glow, now they're hollerin' "Whoa, whoa, whoa,"

There's a coach comin' in, there's a coach comin' in today!

See how silly a guy can get in the middle of the night?

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Good Golly Gee Jack that was quite the song.

I'm rather impressed that you belonged to a local community theater.

Do tell us about sum of the characters you played.

But first, I think we need to see sum of the AirForce pics.. how I do love a man in uniform [Cool]

C'mon.. go dig thru your photos and come back and share a few.

We'd all love to see them.. wouldn't we girls [Yay][Yay]

You post sum pics and I'll share a magic act I did tonight with Bella.

Did Da Nephew really make her hoss disappear [Eek!]

Jack and his photos hold the answer [Razz]

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As Lopen says, "Humpa Dumpa Bay-bee" [ROTFL]

Still waiting for Jacks pics [Cool]

Meanwhile I'm going to enjoy a delicious snack

Honey Maids dipped in Betty Crocker Rich & Creamy Rainbow Chip washed down with bottled Cream Soda

-

I know.. you're jealous [Razz]

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Necey we have missed you..you always put a little spice in the posts!

Nice snack!! LOL

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Originally posted by necey435:

Good Golly Gee Jack that was quite the song.

I'm rather impressed that you belonged to a local community theater.

Do tell us about sum of the characters you played.

But first, I think we need to see sum of the AirForce pics.. how I do love a man in uniform
[Cool]

C'mon.. go dig thru your photos and come back and share a few.

We'd all love to see them.. wouldn't we girls
[Yay][Yay]

Last things first: I don't have any pics of me in uniform. I refused to have any pictures taken of me in uniform, and would not sign the paper allowing the Air force to release information about me to my hometown paper, along with a picture.(They were certain after that that I'd left a hometown girl in the family way. I hadn't) It was nobody's business what I was doing or where I was stationed.

In fact, I was in the Air Force trying to avoid the draft. In August of 1961 the Berlin Wall was built. That meant we were probably going to war in Germany. In early '62 I got my draft notice. I promptly went and joined the Air Force. What, you ask!?!??!! Trade a lousy two years in the Army for four years in the Air Force? Bet yer boots, kiddo! Then they sandbagged me and sent me to Germany anyway! But, rather than sleep on a thin Army mattress on a stupid cot, I slept on an innerspring mattress on a twin-size bed.

Never had to carry a weapon or go on maneuvers. I was a photogrammetric/cartographic analyst, working with aerial photography. I could tell you what the photos were of, but then I'd have to kill you. We were a reconnaisance outfit that worked closely with an agency that doesn't exist.

Anent the community theater, I was too chicken to read for a part. Most of the people in the Little Theater were officers or DAF civilians who had minored in theater in college. They were GOOD!! In fact, one young member of the group, the teenaged daughter of a general, went on to star in a short-lived TV series in 1969. I just helped out wherever I could, mostly as a stagehand. But a doggoned good stagehand!

How good were you(?) you might ask. Well, on the last night of Paint Your Wagon, in one scene, Ben Rumson (Colonel Dinsmore) tells a guy off in the tavern, downs a double hooker of liquor(actually cream soda mixed with a little root beer to give it the color of whiskey), and turns toward the audience to sing a song. Not this night! Uh-uh!

Final performances are when the crew gets to have a little fun. What he downed was a double hooker of Guckenheimer! We thought he'd strangle. But, like the pro he was, he recovered and delivered the song. All kinds of pranks were played during the final performance.

They also put on HMS Pinafore, and when I came back stateside they were reading for Brigadoon or Kismet, I can'tremember now.

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Jack, it's too bad your plan didn't work out to stay out of Germany. But it sounds like you made the best of a bad situation and had a little fun inspite of it.

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I was a photogrammetric/cartographic analyst, working with aerial photography.

That sure is a mouth full. [Eek!]

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Originally posted by necey435:

Your hat was pulled down low on your brow and as you raised it you revealed your face...

-

and your name..

"Names, Jack.. Jack Baumgartner and we're delivering the goods."


"swoons" [Wink]

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Originally posted by Patty'sPali:

Jack, it's too bad your plan didn't work out to stay out of Germany. But it sounds like you made the best of a bad situation and had a little fun inspite of it.

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I was a photogrammetric/cartographic analyst, working with aerial photography.

That sure is a mouth full.
[Eek!]
I'm with P'Pali on the Germany sitsheation and she's right.. that was a mouthful [Eek!]

People thought I was "in the family way" too.

Two weeks after I met my husband we were engaged and 4 months later we headed down the aisle.

I could see my aunts couting their fingers and looking to see if I had a bun in the oven.

That bun baked in the oven for 5 years [ROTFL]

Those twits!

How does the saying go?

You can't pick your family, but you can pick your friends.

Thank gawd I got great friends [Huggy]

Okay.. so here's a little magic show [ROTFL]

See Jack.. we have sumthing in common, we both like theater.

Well.. for me it's not acting, it's really who I am [Embarrassed]

The focus is sumthing to be desired.. it was set on manual not auto focus [bang Head]

But it does make me look like I'm doing a funky chicken dance [ROTFL]

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=7098561857659844563

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