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Jack Baumgartner

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OMG Jack! [ROTFL]

Monday I'm gonna watch an Ahab The Arab get broke.

He's 4 yrs and the owner is an extreme push over. Ahab thinks he runs the show.

Sure he'll be broke in one ride [Crazy]

You know what I'm talkin' 'bout [Cool]

I'll bring my JVC and make a vid for ya.

That'll keep you entertained for a bit while da Mrs is away

Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse

Man who sleep in cathouse by day, sleep in doghouse by night

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Oh Jack -

Confucius say, gypsies got no babies because gypsies have crystal balls

Confucius say, man who go to bed with itchy butt wake up with smelly fingers

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quote:

Originally posted by PaintHorseKate81:

Heya Jack. . . Pm me a copy too, wouldya!?!?! Somethin for me to look forward to when I return!
[smiley Wavey]

I'll try. It takes a while to remember the words, then type them down. [smiley Wavey][Roll Eyes][Confused]

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Bumpin' this up from its slow trip to the archives. Dang it, Necey, where are you?

She was poor, but she was honest,

Victim of a rich man's whim.

First he loved her, then he left her,

And she was with child by him.

Why did he, who was so wealthy,

Pick on her, who was so poor?

Bringin' shame on her relation

Makin' her into a *****?

It's the same throughout the country.

It's the same around the map.

Seems the rich folks gets the gravy,

While the poor folks gets the crap.

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Time for another little ditty for da Necey to ride and sing to the bumpa-dee-da rhythm. It's a slow version, sung to the tune of Sweet Betsy From Pike.

Oh, the lonesome-est cowboy who ever was known,

Ate garlic for breakfast and rode all alone,

Without friend or partner or sweetheart so dear,

And even his horse made him mount from the rear.

He roamed the wide prairie, his job was immense,

To keep on the go and forever ride fence

From line camp to line camp, around and around,

To breathe the stray dogies back to their home ground.

He doubled the spread as he travelled his route.

He was the sole reason the neighbors moved out

But when brandin' time came, this ranny was cheered,

The best doggone cowboy that ever was reared.

He needed no rope, for this man of renown

Just blew out his breath and the critters fell down

Now this is a story of man at his best

And why the wild garlic's all gone from the west.

[ 08-08-2007, 06:05 AM: Message edited by: Jack Baumgartner ]

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Necey, dear, you're going to have to keep this thing going for a few days, 'cause my son came in from OKC tonight. He and I will be putting the finishing touches on a new bathroom, so my wife will be all happified when she returns from her Scandinavian vacation on the 22nd.

We can't have this thing falling off the boards.

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I'll help Jack! I'm usually around! And I hate to break it to ya....but i already got Ahab pics! I am waiting for the video though if there is one! THAT would be a good one!

So....whatcha doing to the bathroom? Flowers and lace? Potpouri? [Wink]

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quote:

Originally posted by lopenslow28:

I'll help Jack! I'm usually around! And I hate to break it to ya....but i already got Ahab pics! I am waiting for the video though if there is one! THAT would be a good one!

So....whatcha doing to the bathroom? Flowers and lace? Potpouri?
[Wink]

Hey, I got Ahab pics too! Can't wait to see the video.

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A whole different bathroom. The old one will eventually become storage space. Our son is here for the weekend from Oklahoma, and outlined some other good ideas. Everything in the new bathroom is in place as of Thursday night, and the water supply and the new kitchen sink and fixtures will be finished sometime Friday.

Son came in and essentially said, "Stay out of the way unless I need you for something, Dad." He's letting me pay for supplies, but that's about it. He busted his butt, sweatin' like a sweat-ape, but kept on keepin' on. I hope to take him out for steaks Saturday night.

Everybody should have such a son!

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Hey Jack i've jumped over to Kate's thread instead of keeping both of these going, okay [smiley Wavey]

Oh I got sum new Ahab riding pics for ya.

I'll send 'em in an email [big Grin]

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