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Originally posted by PineBarSissy:

Thanks for the entertainment, I need this tonight
[Wink]

PineBar you're Saturday not goin' the way you planned
[Huggy]

Don't worry.. whatever it is, tomorrow will be better
[big Grin]
It's going ok, just missing hubby. I put up a post w/pics. about it. It's probably back on pg. 2 or 3. I'll be fine though. I know all you HCers will keep me entertained for the next yr. [Wink]

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This thread sure is fun to read! Loved the disappearing horse act too! Jack's stories never get old either, keep it up guys it's the best entertainment. Could only be better if all were sitting on a porch sipping cold drinks!

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Originally posted by PineBarSissy:

It's going ok, just missing hubby. I put up a post w/pics. about it. It's probably back on pg. 2 or 3. I'll be fine though. I know all you HCers will keep me entertained for the next yr.
[Wink]

I'll have to go take a peek at your post and see what's going on.

Oh My Gosh.. a whole year [Huggy]

Mine just got back from a 60 day detail.. boy, that ain't nuthin' compared to a year [Huggy]

Don't worry, there's great people on Hosscity.. we'll keep you company.

You be sure to drop in here.

Jack has sum great stories [Cool]

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Originally posted by dixiecowgirl25:

This thread sure is fun to read! Loved the disappearing horse act too! Jack's stories never get old either, keep it up guys it's the best entertainment. Could only be better if all were sitting on a porch sipping cold drinks!

I agree.. Jack has sum great stories and

Sippin' cold drinks together would be the best.

OMG.. we just got a call from Beau to come out front.. IT'S HERE Whatever it is IS HERE

I'm bringing my camera [Yay]

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OOOh I love surprises.

I hope it's something big and bright!

Or something cold and creamy!

Or something loud and obnoxious!

Oh Oh Mista Cata. [Jump][Jump][Jump]

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Me and the kids scamper outside to find NOTHING.

Nada in the driveway, nada coming from down the street, nada coming from up the street.

The street was dead.

I said, "Scrummies (that's what I call my boys) We've Been Duped!" [ROTFL]

All of a sudden I see sumbody coming down the road [ROTFL]

All's I could do was laugh.. and say, Oh My Gawd!

I'm loading pics in photo bucket now [ROTFL]

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The neighborhood I live in all these people are obsessed with buying golf carts.

These aren't regular golf carts.

They are totally tricked out golf carts.

Jacked up, mag wheels, flames painted on the sides.. the whole nine yards [Duh]

Beau has been threatening to buy one and I keep sayin' "I ride a wild brumbee for a livin' and I ain't ridin' in no cheesy a$$ souped up golf cart"

[ROTFL]

Guess what he came home with...

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My two scrummies (11 & 6 yrs) went nuts!

Especially when their dad told them our neighbor was going to help "trick it out" [Duh]

Our neighbor builds costume street rods for a living.

Nicholas hollers out, "Yeah.. our ride is gonna get pimped!"

Oh Brother!

Of course I have to take a spin around the block.

We round the corner and find Yo-Hans(he's an international YoYo super star.. he has a yoyo factory it's super cool) as I was saying.. we see Yo-Hans and he pulls up next to us.

He's driving Herby..

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he says, "Awesome! like your new ride"

Of course I ask him if he wants to race [ROTFL]

Nicholas and I take off with a woosh.

Really we did.. our heads flu back.

That little baby has sum power [ROTFL]

P'Pali ~ I bet when all is said and done, Dan will want to trade his street rod for mine ahhaha!!

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Way cool...Did you notice that the car and the golf cart have the same number "53" on them???? Pimp'd out rides are the very best!!!!!

[ 07-08-2007, 12:19 AM: Message edited by: JPParadiseRanch ]

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We are going to a car show tomorrow in Canada. We have to leave here at 5:00 am. Yuck. It only takes us three hours to get there but he wants to get there early. At least it isn't going to be hot, only about 75 to 80. [big Grin]

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Dan says You need to put wheely bars on first thing so it doesn't flip over backwards with all that power it's gonna have. [ROTFL]

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But Necey, the rhythm of that thing going' down the road will be different from the bump-a-dee-da rhythm of your horse! We'll have to come up with some new songs for you.

Let's see....hmmmm......

"She was going' down the grade, makin' ninety mile an hour,

In a tricked-out new machine,

She rolled several times, and slid through the cactus,

Then awoke from a real bad dream.

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OMGosh, Jack.. you are a killer -

You must remain in my life forever

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Hey, a while back (a long while back) didn't you post sum pics of a new pup?

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Originally posted by necey435:

OMGosh, Jack.. you are a killer
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You must remain in my life forever

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Hey, a while back (a long while back) didn't you post sum pics of a new pup?

Necey, I'm such an old troglodyte, I'll never learn how to post pictures. I'll be the only person in the world without a cell phone, my digital camera has me flummoxed, I'm a hold-over from the last century.

Several years ago, someone gave me their old computer, an HP Pavilion, a 486 with Windows 95. It dang near drove me to tears trying to learn everything.

I even sat down and wrote a poem, called "I'll Never Learn to Use This Thing." It ended, "Now I've told you my troubles,

But don't you go and tattle,

It's time for this old saddletramp to go work on a saddle."

I bought a new computer, but still kept the 486. Two years ago, we had a lightning strike hit the phone line and both machines got fried, along with two phones. So, I've got this machine and a

Gateway that's still in the box. All the bells and whistles, but I'll never learn how to use them. [Confused][Roll Eyes][Frown]

Hey, I'll send you a PM.

Edited to add:

Oh, crap, I'm still on your ignore list, and that's what started this whole mess. I wanted to get your snail mail address, so I could send you a packet of some of my poems. [Me Cry]

[ 07-08-2007, 11:40 PM: Message edited by: Jack Baumgartner ]

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Nobody ever got back to me about how to disable the "ignore button" [Me Cry]

My computer know how isn't to good itself.

I'm doing good to post on here and check my email.

Fill us in on the rest of that poem [big Grin]

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Funny, when I wrote the poem, I was really green on the computer, and didn't understand all the terms, so I misused some of them. I hope that adds some charm to the poem. Here goes.

I'll Never Learn to Use This Thing

(somebody gave me their old computer)

I don't know how to use this thing, or if I'll ever learn

And I'm not even sure I'll even give a good goll-dern

It would sure be fun to surf the web from out here in the sticks

But I'm not sure that it's possible with a damned "486"

My son told me it's really slow, as slow as it could be

But ****, I'm kinda slow myself, so I guess it matches me

Sometimes I get real brave and click the icon that says "SEARCH"

Then type in "COWBOY POETRY" and get left in the lurch

This afternoon I got hooked up to the "Western Folkways" site

Way out in Elko, Nevada, and I was feelin' pretty bright

It told of the Cowboy Poetry Gathering, I was tickled as could be

It showed the whole darned schedue, so I took a quick look-see

It listed all the poets and when they would appear,

And singers, storytellers, who come from far and near

Now, I got all excited, I'd print the dang thing out

My friends would like to see it, of that there is no doubt

Well, I got all set to do it, but something unexpected

Popped up on my computer screen and said "You're Disconnected"

Now, I got pretty angry, I cursed 'em and I hissed 'em

You see, I get the Internet through our library system

By the time I got hooked up again, I was in an awful rage

A strange sign popped up on the screen and said "Cannot find page"

Well, I thought, I'll ditch this site, and see if I've got mail

So I hit the HOTMAIL icon, I knew it wouldn't fail

Then I lit a smoke and waited, it whirred and ground and then

That goddamned "Cannot find page" sign just popped up once again

So I just grabbed the friggin' mouse to do myself a favor

And started clicking X's 'til I got to my screen saver

I hit the thing that turns it off, I'd wasted near an hour

It hurts to be so doggoned old and know you've lost your power

Now, I've told you my troubles, but don't you go and tattle

It's time for this old saddletramp to go work on a saddle

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OMG, I need to get out and lurk more often! I had no idea there was a party going on in here! I even missed the Husker talk [Me Cry] But I live here so I don't really need to reminisce...i see it every year!

Necey, I had never seen that pic of your brother in law skiing! [ROTFL] hilarious. Makes us Nebraskiians look a little redneck but...well, we are I guess! [ROTFL]

Jack, I see you are in Michigan. How far from Lansing are you? Just curious. My parents live there and I LOVE going there to visit. I was born in Michigan...Kalamazoo to be exact. When I tell people that they say "you were born in a ZOO?!" Boy...funny people huh?

Alright, I will leave ya'll alone. Just wanted to say howdy and thanks for the entertainment. And Jack, your poetry is outstanding and SUCH a pleasure to read! [Wink]

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OOOOOWWWEEEEEEE! This place looks like just about as much fun as Da Posse Party! [Yay] Might have to stick around a bit!

Jack. . . if you wanna. . . you can recite ME some poetry! I like your style! [big Grin]

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Originally posted by lopenslow28:

Jack, I see you are in Michigan. How far from Lansing are you?

We're about thirty miles south of Ann Arbor, along US 23, so I guess we're about 100 miles from Lansing. Are you in Omaha? I always admired the spirit of the people there. They were proud of their city and had a "can do" attitude.

I sent you a PM.

PaintHorseKate~ I sent you a PM also.

[ 07-09-2007, 01:00 PM: Message edited by: Jack Baumgartner ]

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Originally posted by necey435:

I'm usually pokin' my head in and outta Da Posse Party thread.

Come join us.. we'll whorp your mind good and proper
[ROTFL]

If you don't stop in for a chat I'm gonna send Buford T Justice after you

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Be afraid.. be vedy afraid
[Eek!]


I second that Necey! They should all pop into Da Posse Pary! It'd be nice to add some new blood! Spice things up a bit! [Yay]

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