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I Bet You Didn't Know That Chelsea Has A Pony...

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...and if you don't know who Chelsea is, well, it's Jockey_Heart, and she has not only a pony, but a handsome thoroughbred gelding. ..As in the TB is the pony, if you couldn't catch my drift...yeah, that was worded wrong. Anyway.

His name is Tucker, and she has been hiding his handsomeness from you guys, and I think you should all throw eggs at her.

Oh yes, and these photos don't have watermarks on them, but that doesn't mean that you can go do whatever the heck you please with them, I'll find you. You wouldn't want to know the consequences so just don't try. RAWRR.

Get ready for the corniest descriptions you will ever read. I kid you not, I take pride in my ability to write the corniest descriptions possibly ever.

Behold the handsomeness, decked out in boots wit da furrr and a fancy grill, steering wheel not attached.

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Oh yes, and did I mention that this sexy beast gots the moves? Yessirrr.

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Somebody crank up the AC.

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can i have yo numba?

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Oh my, starry eye surprise...sundown to sunrise ..yeah that commercial is from the late 90s I believe, why are they still playing it?

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I LIKES TO RUN WITH ZEE ANTELOPE. (out of control) <--and if you get that, I owe you a fish

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You are steeellllleeeerrrrrrrr. That song has been in my head ALL day, but I don't want to listen to it. Acoustic version of course, DERRRR. Oh and Chels took this one.

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...and then I mounted the steed...HAR.

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LOLZZ, lookit the back leg. SKILLZ.

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And then the beast proceeded to drop me. JKKK, I just lost the order of these things here. OHH speaking of which, that no helmet thing...bring on the flames baby cause I gots the fire-resistant suit on. In all seriousness though, I walked the beast...after a very long free lunge session, and I was aware of my actions yadda yadda whatever.

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Wesstahhnnn.

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Look mommy, no hands! =O !!!

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Theres a biggg, a big hard sunnn

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patsss

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Embrace it. Last day of summer =[ ...Or 2nd to last, I don't remember. -sigh- it left too soon.

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wooooo, yeahhhh.

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GUESSWHO

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Yeahhh!

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Orange..poragnge..morangatang.

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hugzz. Ok, these are starting to get dry. I'm not feeling whitty for corny descriptions.

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pre -thump-

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LOL at it!!! LOL at the tiny helmet head!!!

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Ok and to be perfectly honest, it's almost 8:00 and I need to get on my homework so just deal with this amount of sexayness for now. I'll add more later, or tomorrow or something... So post-it.

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CHELS!!!! JOO HAZ A PONAYZ!!! OMG!!!!

Why didn't you tell miss Duskie about this?!?! hmmmmmm? Yes Lauras right, we should pelt you with eggs, but your too awesome to do that to so I'll give you lotsa hugs [bat Eyelashes]

Lets throw eggs at Laura. LOL. Kidding. ILY Laura. Your the best as well!!!

But omg. that TB is just gawgeous and I love his name. agh! I can't get enough Chels!!!

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OMG. He is absolutely GORGEOUS!! What a stud muffin! If he goes missing in the night, I swear he's not here. [bat Eyelashes] Have fun playing with the new pony!

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I'm sure Chelsea would love all of your comments about her lovely steed..I just don't know where she is lol

Harr Thanks, and as promised, more non-sense:

Initial it with love and caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaare. Song I'm listening to right now.

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dodo dodo dodo dodo dodo dodo dodo do do

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I've seen all good people turn their heads each day so satisfied i'm on my wayyy.

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-solo-

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P.S. Chelsea just taught this horse to go in a frame and now he's a master at it. He also has those basic dressage skillz down, yields, ect. not that I would know much about dressage anyway lol

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I need a new song to listen to...

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Check out that handsome hunter...even though hes not a hunter lol. Hah, and my toes.

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I was uhh, trying to jump him and his answer was no =[ and my err, well, bareback hurt a lot at that point lol. He has high withers. I was just like "umm, Chelsea take over" =P

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"Jump, do not want!1!!111 Me no cares who you are."

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"NO!!11 Do not want!!!1!!1"

turn your head now baby just spit me out

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"Mkay"

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"Well thank god that over with"

Now walk it ouuut

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STRIKE A TYRA POSE

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Hand-some...of that over hurr. <--that's a good one and you know it, you're just jealous.

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"They puts a blind fold on meh =["

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"But I gots a master plan to make them mad..."

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^I ran out of corny things to say. I've tried to post these twice but my computer went "Rawr" =[ so now I don't feel like remembering the stuff I wrote or feel like making more stuff up lol.

Round two...There is NEVER enough dirt to brush out, you know.

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...and we're up. and I'm done posting these =D

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I'm around.. Sometimes. o.O

Laura, the pictures are to die for! I've shown him off to plenty of people now too and everyone doesn't believe it's him LOL!

I think someone asked how old he is and I'll just say it, he's 18. :P

And thanks for all of the wonderful comments on him! Ugh, you all should have seen him in draw reins yesterday! Were pulling in the frame a bit more.. You know collecting him more. And OMG, trot to canter transitions TO DIE FOR! Never been better.

And Laura... Must say I love the Yes song you were listening to. I think my all time favorite. :D

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